World War III
President Bush and Sec. Def. Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there? "The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" President Bush says, "We're planning World War III. "And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" President Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits. "The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Muslims".